Even worse, the definition doesn't even say anything about an element of chance! If when my character levels up through gameplay they unlock a new ability, tha

Even worse, the definition doesn't even say anything about an element of chance! If when my character levels up through gameplay they unlock a new ability, that would also seem to meet this absurdly overbroad definition of a "loot box". Even if we added the requirement of real money purchase, offering some features of a game only as part of a paid expansion also has nothing to do with "loot boxes".