My favourite is "I'll be your google, I'll be your Stack Overflow, when you would usually search something, ask me instead". So you eventually ask them, and the

My favourite is "I'll be your google, I'll be your Stack Overflow, when you would usually search something, ask me instead". So you eventually ask them, and they give you a cryptic answer back. I'm sure Google wouldnt be as successful as they are if their answer to "how do you define an array" was "well think about what you're trying to do here"