maybe something universities could do to differentiate themselves. or individuals? I'm horrendous at selling myself and (now that I've been unemployed for >6 m

maybe something universities could do to differentiate themselves. or individuals? I'm horrendous at selling myself and (now that I've been unemployed for >6 months) would gladly pay a ridiculous amount for someone to coach me through getting a job. I keep telling people that I'd like an agent. Everyone takes it as a joke :/