Not exactly surprising results, but pretty entertaining. Eliza had fewer non-sequiter's, generally kept up the conversation better. Eliza pretty clearly wins

Not exactly surprising results, but pretty entertaining. Eliza had fewer non-sequiter's, generally kept up the conversation better. Eliza pretty clearly wins the discussion. But Siri demonstrated beyond a doubt that she is a woman of action by searching the web, finding businesses, and calling people. By virtue of actions speaking louder than words, I declare Siri the winner of the shouting match.