I hate to invoke this but, Betteridge's law of headlines?[1] [1]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki

I hate to invoke this but, Betteridge's law of headlines?[1] [1]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headli... Edit: somewhat tongue in cheek, because this does sound promising.