“As the OS unbidden installed the update with the latest restrictions and spyware, I asked it ‘Why did you do this? Now I will switch to another, less usable,

“As the OS unbidden installed the update with the latest restrictions and spyware, I asked it ‘Why did you do this? Now I will switch to another, less usable, operating system! We will both be worse off!’ And it replied ‘It’s in my nature.’”