I literally don't even want to use a computer at all. I want a cheap powerful rototiller, and an herbicide that only targets bamboo, and a robot laser to zap sn

I literally don't even want to use a computer at all. I want a cheap powerful rototiller, and an herbicide that only targets bamboo, and a robot laser to zap snails and cabbage moths in my garden. But here I am like a schmuck putting out little bottle tops of beer for the snails to drown in, running around like a doofus with a butterfly net to catch moths, and breaking my back to dig up 2-foot-deep bamboo roots over 2 acres. Fuck modern technology. I don't want to sit in front of a screen. I want to live life in the real world. Give me solutions to my problems, not distractions from them.