I'll keep saying it -- a "smart contract" is nothing nothing nothing at all like a real contract, it's a stupid little piece of vending machine code that just o

I'll keep saying it -- a "smart contract" is nothing nothing nothing at all like a real contract, it's a stupid little piece of vending machine code that just operates. If we're going to argue the ridiculously dumb idea that smart contracts are, in fact, legal contracts -- congrats to the kid because he is 100% entitled to that money.