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[OP here] I was ~14 when I wrote this (found it recently when looking through old files) which accounts for the questionable style and lack of citations. I tho
by belkarx 4y ago
[OP here]
I was ~14 when I wrote this (found it recently when looking through old files) which accounts for the questionable style and lack of citations. I thought it was entertaining and still somewhat informative so I posted it here despite its shortcomings.
- watwut 4y agoAnd the whole text suddenly starts making sense.
- glitchc 4y agoRemarkably erudite for a 14 year old, well done.
- zengargoyle 4y agoMy pre-internet 16yr old ancient self (late bloomer) who had to read books in libraries and bookstores who lost first girlfriend by not kissing her and second girlfriend pinned me down and started sucking my face off while growing four extra hands... Kudos. There's an art to the kiss and so much more, a worthy field of study for a young gentleman. Next do the non-actual-sex parts of the Kama Sutra and the art of sensual massage. There are more appendages and nerves than one might think of....
- hoseja 4y agoThis is like the nerdiest freaking thing. Love it.
- vjaswal 4y agoI thought this was really interesting and a fun read, like something you'd see in a sidebar in a magazine. I like the style. It reads like something that Spock, Commander Data or the HAL 9000 would say, which IMO is a good thing.
- Jaruzel 4y agoEnjoyed that. Totally nerdy, and the sort of thing I probably wrote when I was young. Small note: the <title> tag for the page says 'placeholder'.
- EddieDante 4y ago> Males and females view the specifics of kissing differently. Males tend to prefer wet open-mouthed kisses while females are more conservative and enjoy less tongue use. I find this part hilarious because it is at complete variance with my own experience. Despite being a man, I never start kissing a woman with open mouth and tongue because I had always figured it was a rookie error on par with "stampeding toward the clitoris"[0]. Instead, the women I've been with (all three of them, so a very limited sample size) were generally more aggressive. They'd kiss me open-mouthed and use their tongues. [0]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejaWq2TXRXE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejaWq2TXRXE
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- jaredhansen 4y agoFrom 'blooood filled capillaries' to closing by calling kissing a 'non-sexual intimate behavior', this was hilarious. Thanks for posting!
- themadturk 4y agoDelightful, thank you. Very well done for 14 years of age!