I think that the only way for me to achieve material security is to impress a bunch of tin-eared monkeys. And the only way to impress a bunch of tin-eared monk

I think that the only way for me to achieve material security is to impress a bunch of tin-eared monkeys. And the only way to impress a bunch of tin-eared monkeys is to either produce a hill of bananas or to spend too much of my precious time working in a banana factory. Both seem bad.