I was once at a mandatory Winter Holidays party at my startup. Family was invited, too. And what happened at the end was that we were all, family included, dire

I was once at a mandatory Winter Holidays party at my startup. Family was invited, too. And what happened at the end was that we were all, family included, directed to pick up a computer or chair or other relatively lightweight piece of office furniture, load it into your car, and move it to the company's new location about five miles away. Surprise! Since at the time I was driving a minivan, my family got to load up half the server room, racks included, and drive it to the new place. (yes, the startup failed)