My rules for Twitter: * Maintain exactly one public tweet and one like * Delete all other tweets within 24..168 hours * Ensure that your # of follo

My rules for Twitter: * Maintain exactly one public tweet and one like * Delete all other tweets within 24..168 hours * Ensure that your # of followed == # of followers (this is for comedy, not metrics) * Never quote or re-tweet * Never reveal any personal or professional information * Have an entirely cryptic bio * Don't take it in the slightest bit seriously * Don't invest any mental energy whatsoever in ephemeral trash like social media The only winning move is not to play.