I agree in general. But the business is not a joke. It is a farce. Why have one time reporting system when you can have two or three? Why not also add some bur

I agree in general. But the business is not a joke. It is a farce. Why have one time reporting system when you can have two or three? Why not also add some burndown charts to that so you must report every hour left of that ticket? Why not add an additional spreadsheet with the same info while you’re at it to get a “holistic view”? Make it two or three different spreadsheets btw so you can separate progress from work hours and gummy bears. Cause abstractions are important CS. “Gummy bears” is of course named different in each project. Remember to not mix up the gummy bears with mentos and the skittles. Some random management person will get insulted otherwise. Then the boss tells you to only work on the highest prioritized tickets. 2 minutes later the same boss mails you a side-quest that takes a day. Then the same boss asks why you have not only worked on the highest prioritized ticket. Then you show the boss 5 tickets and ask: What is the highest prioritized ticket? The boss replies: They are all the highest prioritized. Then you start to work on one ticket and the boss asks about the progress on another ticket 2 hours later. Then the boss calls you into a meeting. The meeting is set for just 20 minutes but you quickly realize that there are a lot of people in the meeting. The meeting is about some design that nobody was prepared for, so everybody must read up and improvise. 2 hours later it is decided to apply the same kerning on each heading. What the problem was or what the solution solves nobody knows. Now you get an encouraging email about what success that meeting was. But the day before some marketing person without prior notice or permission managed to do a fundamental configuration change leaving the system offline. You fixed the problem and saved the company tens of thousands of dollars even though it was outside agreed work hours. Then you get criticized by the boss because “the system is supposed to work”. And this just repeats over and over.