Seriously. Unless you're looking to gamble, open a Vanguard account and pick an index fund targeting your retirement age or go with one that tracks S&P (VOO).

Seriously. Unless you're looking to gamble, open a Vanguard account and pick an index fund targeting your retirement age or go with one that tracks S&P (VOO). Vanguard's fees for index funds (esp Admiral shares) are absurdly low, to boot.