Every time I see anything related to Perl... well, I guess that must be how everybody else feels when they see C++. (Sadly I only have room in my mind for one

Every time I see anything related to Perl... well, I guess that must be how everybody else feels when they see C++. (Sadly I only have room in my mind for one cobbled-together overcomplicated jerry-rigged masking-taped syntax-vomit shitstorm masquerading as a computer language. I just met C++ first.)