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the worst thing that happened to me was when I was like 10 once I was walking home from school and a homeless guy asked me where he could take a shit, and I ran

by readme 4y ago

the worst thing that happened to me was when I was like 10 once I was walking home from school and a homeless guy asked me where he could take a shit, and I ran away second worse thing I was doing my paper route and almost mauled by a dog but a nearby neighbor convinced it to go away ah, another time when I was 17 I was almost abducted but that's what I get for walking down an industrial road at 2am on new years alone, I was saved by the fact I had a cell phone (seeing it caused the predator to retreat) I am extremely glad I don't have kids and super disappointed that the world has come to this. if we're really lucky humans will stop reproducing it won't hurt me at all

bcrosby95 4y ago
Oh god, paper routes! I had one when I was 10-11. It was great money for that age - about $200 per month, in the early 90s. My papers were dropped off really early, and I had to be there for them - alone - around 4am. And my route was about half a mile away from my house. I got chased by a dog a couple times. One time it bit and punctured my tire. I flipped my bike with all the papers in it a couple of times. Some older kids dropped by once - I was afraid they were gonna fuck with me, but instead they just asked me to scream some stuff. And of course collecting. I got chased off by a couple dogs then too. Come to think of it, maybe I should be more afraid of dogs than people. Eventually I got a route for the apartments that were across the street from my house. That was a much nicer experience. More money, less distance, less area to cover, and no dogs.
- ajmurmann 4y ago
  Hah, I was terrified of all dogs on a route where I distributed flyers and got bitten by one dog. However, I stopped doing my route because of a magpie. Someone had tamed it enough that it had lost all fear of humans. It would try to attack my head and fly to mailboxes and try to pull the flyers out. The stupid bird would follow me along the entire route. At some point it got stuck in the huge, curly hair of a girl who lived nextdoor. That's all so ridiculous in hindsight. Feels like a different life
- readme 4y ago
  dude puncturing a tire that's some serious bite force

by readme 4y ago

bcrosby95 4y ago

Oh god, paper routes! I had one when I was 10-11. It was great money for that age - about $200 per month, in the early 90s. My papers were dropped off really early, and I had to be there for them - alone - around 4am. And my route was about half a mile away from my house. I got chased by a dog a couple times. One time it bit and punctured my tire. I flipped my bike with all the papers in it a couple of times. Some older kids dropped by once - I was afraid they were gonna fuck with me, but instead they just asked me to scream some stuff. And of course collecting. I got chased off by a couple dogs then too. Come to think of it, maybe I should be more afraid of dogs than people. Eventually I got a route for the apartments that were across the street from my house. That was a much nicer experience. More money, less distance, less area to cover, and no dogs.

ajmurmann 4y ago
Hah, I was terrified of all dogs on a route where I distributed flyers and got bitten by one dog. However, I stopped doing my route because of a magpie. Someone had tamed it enough that it had lost all fear of humans. It would try to attack my head and fly to mailboxes and try to pull the flyers out. The stupid bird would follow me along the entire route. At some point it got stuck in the huge, curly hair of a girl who lived nextdoor. That's all so ridiculous in hindsight. Feels like a different life
readme 4y ago
dude puncturing a tire that's some serious bite force