“I’m calling security, Allied Universal!” I would have laughed just to see how high the settlement gets. Dollars would have been counting upwards in my head, a

“I’m calling security, Allied Universal!” I would have laughed just to see how high the settlement gets. Dollars would have been counting upwards in my head, analysis of how to survive the situation would have been done so that I would ensure enjoying the settlement, I would have scanned for bystandards stuck in bystander syndrome “you in particular, I’ll split the settlement with you if you record this” New drone assimilated The woman’s musings would have been muffled in my head, replaced by the narrator in Disco Elysium “Stay on the public sidewalk as you are, hands clearly viewable, no sudden movements, now the public will have to pay you, or maybe the private sector, stay focused but patient”