I, too, was hoping this article would be about The Policeman's Beard Is Half Constructed. It has, however, filled me with a desire to write a script that write

I, too, was hoping this article would be about The Policeman's Beard Is Half Constructed. It has, however, filled me with a desire to write a script that writes novels (which I could then sell on Amazon). Perhaps I'll do that for this year's NaNoWriMo.