Funny, the iPhone 5S is built better than the iPhone 7, well change the battery because that's how Apple was getting you, getting me, they better have my money

Funny, the iPhone 5S is built better than the iPhone 7, well change the battery because that's how Apple was getting you, getting me, they better have my money they owe me from the class-action lawsuit I qualify for and was told to collect on, like $200. Their local Chilean distributor owes it, whose name is Reifschneider. That bitch better have my money. But, once you replace the battery so it doesn't crap out right when you're trying to make an emergency call, it's actually a better phone than its successor. Just better. Doesn't crack as easily, and less compatible with crappy apps. No 5G. So so much better.