Having a Coinbase account with funds on it is not holding crypto-currency. Everyone who knows anything has been saying since before Coinbase was around "not you

Having a Coinbase account with funds on it is not holding crypto-currency. Everyone who knows anything has been saying since before Coinbase was around "not your keys, not your coins." If you use an uninsured bank as your vector for understanding the benefits of cryptocurrency you're bound to stay confused and continue making non-arguments dependent on poor price performance of the asset you irrationally despise because despite your technical background you still missed out on it.