Yeah, nah. I won't miss Pizza Hut, or their disgusting salad bar with flies crawling on it, their sweet-sweet marinara pizza sauce, or their high prices. In fac

Yeah, nah. I won't miss Pizza Hut, or their disgusting salad bar with flies crawling on it, their sweet-sweet marinara pizza sauce, or their high prices. In fact, since being an adult, I don't even eat pizza unless it's at a social function where refusing would be rude. Really, the 90's sucked just as bad as everything since, maybe even more. At least the 2000's have been pretty straightforwardly shitty, even the faux-righteousness of the government is dressed up in clearly Orwellian language rather than the old-style hypocrisy which expected you to actually buy it. Whatever happened to that Taco Bell dog, though?