A common quote in permaculture is "If you have too many snails, you don't have enough ducks" I like the idea of permaculture. But I don't want to have to figur

A common quote in permaculture is "If you have too many snails, you don't have enough ducks" I like the idea of permaculture. But I don't want to have to figure out how to get my neighborhood association to let me keep ducks, much less feeding them and caring for them just to get rid of snails. I just want a robot to do everything for me.