I save fun optimization problems that usually involve a lot of time waiting for builds and tests to run for a Friday or Saturday night with a few Manhattans and

I save fun optimization problems that usually involve a lot of time waiting for builds and tests to run for a Friday or Saturday night with a few Manhattans and a movie; it's a nice way to relax and even if you only made inconsequential optimizations you can feel good about it. Tonight I looked over at my wife and drawled "I just optimized away 200K of bytecode. Wanna make out?" Strangely she didn't not take me up on the offer but I think she's just jealous of the Amarena cherries in my glass.