Cute quip but you've not made your point. The PHP core team have added numerous large core language improvements to continue to enable very modern software deve

Cute quip but you've not made your point. The PHP core team have added numerous large core language improvements to continue to enable very modern software development, many do in fact touch on points in the article. Perhaps the authors pet-peeves are just not that important to the core team and to the people are using the language for real work.