(1) Cobol is still necessary (2) Panic has not set in yet even though unix time ends in 6 years (3) Elon is still not making money with twitter (4) The multiver

(1) Cobol is still necessary (2) Panic has not set in yet even though unix time ends in 6 years (3) Elon is still not making money with twitter (4) The multiverse is still not important (5) Everything is a blockchain even though it still makes no sense