Turkeys are right up there with swans, geese and deer as nuisance animals I can do without. The birds'll chase you for no reason, and they'll all fly right into

Turkeys are right up there with swans, geese and deer as nuisance animals I can do without. The birds'll chase you for no reason, and they'll all fly right into your car and leave a nice-sized dent or smash your window. It would make quite the banquet stuffed and cooked up for homeless in DC. Just sayin'.