I'd actually love to be proven wrong here. I don't want to stay on Heroku, but I also don't see other viable options. My requirements are such that I cannot hav

I'd actually love to be proven wrong here. I don't want to stay on Heroku, but I also don't see other viable options. My requirements are such that I cannot have a dedicated Cloud Engineer or DevOps person, and in reality, I want to spend 0 hours per week thinking about my cloud infrastructure. Heroku allows me to do that.