I prefer to say that "Macs just work" but to frame it as "Macs only just work" or more cynically "Macs only work for Apple not you" They just do one basic job,

I prefer to say that "Macs just work" but to frame it as "Macs only just work" or more cynically "Macs only work for Apple not you" They just do one basic job, they are not some advanced computing tool that you can own and customise.