Imagine a $500 credit for opening a checking account from the local bank. And then having it debited/stolen with the bank saying "sorry, we don't know what hap

Imagine a $500 credit for opening a checking account from the local bank. And then having it debited/stolen with the bank saying "sorry, we don't know what happened, where or who it went to... there's nothing we can do about it, but don't worry, you now have a checking account you can use from us".