Lovely and wonderfully punny write up. I wonder if they've done any proper Cox proportional hazards lifetime analysis across the different models? The stats fo

Lovely and wonderfully punny write up. I wonder if they've done any proper Cox proportional hazards lifetime analysis across the different models? The stats for this sort of problem are well developed. Of course, the hazard is not going to be proportional, I suspect, bit I'd love to see that come out of the regression...