As a kid, my dad always said "What? We've already got three dishwashers! Their names are James, Ashley, and Daniel!" That was mostly in jest though. The other

As a kid, my dad always said "What? We've already got three dishwashers! Their names are James, Ashley, and Daniel!" That was mostly in jest though. The other saying was "what use is a dishwasher if you have to wash the dishes before you wash the dishes?" when asked why we didn't scrub down plates before putting them in said machine...