yours is the most important post here. so i need the fediverse to escape the feds? sounds confusing. here's an example of a conversation that will never happen

yours is the most important post here. so i need the fediverse to escape the feds? sounds confusing. here's an example of a conversation that will never happen in the real world: "Why should I use the Fediverse?" "It's federated" The types of names that become popular are things like Beats or Goop. Is there anything remarkable about Beats headphones? No there's literally nothing except the name because it makes the average braindead person think it must be bass-boosted or something, and this was enough to make what dumb rapper came up with that name, a billionaire. But apparently this is just too intelligent for any nerds to figure out, so the Fediverse will remain unused.