Your joke is funny, but it's also not a complete joke. I worked at a company that was running out of funds shortly after firing me, well I kind of fired myself

Your joke is funny, but it's also not a complete joke. I worked at a company that was running out of funds shortly after firing me, well I kind of fired myself, but I was gone. They had a beautiful electron microscope, and figured why don't we pivot to something involving chips?