I'd love to buy a new Thinkpad But it doesn't exist. Thick design: 15 inch 4k, backlit full keyboard, replacable big battery, replacable ECC ram, gpu or igpu b

I'd love to buy a new Thinkpad But it doesn't exist. Thick design: 15 inch 4k, backlit full keyboard, replacable big battery, replacable ECC ram, gpu or igpu but no Nvidia(swaywm on nixos), 2 ssds (zfs mirror), ports: rj45, usb-A and usb-c at all sides(left/back/right), hdmi No need for webcam, fingerprintreader nor touchpad(trackpoint with 3 buttons is king) And yes, it can be thick/heavy. If I need it light. I'll use a smartphone... Privacy hardware buttons would be a bonus, as is open firmware.