you'd be surprised... I've had "it has come to my attention that you ran 'rm /var/log/some_random_log' when you should have enquired regarding the importance of

you'd be surprised... I've had "it has come to my attention that you ran 'rm /var/log/some_random_log' when you should have enquired regarding the importance of said 'some_random_log'" instead of "wtf did you just remove some_random_log, you nut" in the past.