Twitter is a small aquarium for very colorful goldfish. The aquarium protects goldfish from the reality, and gives them an illusion that they are (1) much bigge

Twitter is a small aquarium for very colorful goldfish. The aquarium protects goldfish from the reality, and gives them an illusion that they are (1) much bigger than they really are and that they are (2) clearly superior to other fish, such as tuna and sardine. The new owner wants to introduce some diversity and add tuna to the aquarium. I suggest he should add some crabs too.