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Austria Buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich
- hagen2022 4y agoFTA: (is it a joke?) Austria will also announce three changes to the language: 1. Adding a “sleep” function. The NSA popularised Javascript to prevent aliens from learning about American military secrets through dreams. Despite its dangers, Austria will likely add a “sleep” function to annoy the American administration. 2. Assigning front-end frameworks to political parties. Sources say that the Austrian government is still defining the mapping of frameworks to parties. However, they noted that “Angular is surely neoliberal; Vue is more of a hippie commune.” 3. Adding a “goto” keyword. A recent study has shown, in addition, that the “goto” keyword can actually cause you to “go to” places you don’t want to go.