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Is the fluoride in the room with you right now? Are you okay?

by gatlin 4y ago

daniel-cussen 4y ago
Oh Oh! Somebody asked me if I'm okay! That means I get a blanket and cocoa, surely! And...like what else are you going to provide as if "te importara un pico" (you gave a shit) how I am? What do you pretend you'll do for me? What is gatlin? More than 8 chars, 48 bits? Are you sure? Probably the password to your account is more characters than that, you know, for integrity. You wouldn't want randoms talking on your behalf. Is gatlin? Know that I actually have gotten that insincere question "are you ok" enough times to prepare my "am I okay" game...just a little bit. It's just such a trope, what's the other one, "please get help", same answer to both, gatlin, you are the answer! You can make sure I'm OK doing something, flagging the human, getting an operator on the line, a human with the right tools, like a wrench and a blowtorch but not digital that amounts to nothing with plumbing, "please get help" gatlin so that "I am okay" do your thing, I'm letting you take the floor. You need my address I take it to do my plumbing? Dude if you can get rid of the fluoride, you can be as condescending as you want, no limit! Ask me if I'm OK after every single post with no culpability, get rid of the F atom and I'll take it with grace! I'll know it was you if you do, I can taste it it's super easy to taste! I'll thank you when your work is done. And it is in the room with me right now as a matter of fact! It is in the tap water that's in the faucet, which will refill with more F water when I open it! Get rid of it! Oh gatlin, I plead thee truly[1], get rid of it! It's urgent! It's been urgent my whole life! Perform reverse osmosis on the water in the faucet cuz that's what it takes, and down the pipes, and you know what, work your way down the pipes performing the most degrading work, which you've volunteered to do by asking me if I'm OK, do all that degrading work, all the way up into the headwaters of the Andes. Don't complain now! At least you didn't volunteer downstream. Oh you think a short little comment is good for winding me up? But look at all the things I got air time to say. You think you won and I lost, I think exactly the same, with the opposite ultimate conclusion, for the same reasons applying the same logic, but additionally...Christendom. The last shall be the first! Thinking that I am good and you are bad, maybe you're conditioned to think that matters nothing but are opposite wrong. Instead of being the only thing that doesn't matter, it is the only thing that does matter, the intent. You have ill intent. Don't ask if I'm "okay" with ill intent, better ask "are you fucked up? Can I make sure that you are?". More honest. Now that I said that, are you still volunteering to solve problems for me, gatlin? Diving down those pipes like Mario Bros? That's what I need right now, now that you ask, I need a Mario or a Luigi. Or maybe a gatlin would be even better! Are you any good for me like you said? [1] Obviously not truly, hah, you had to read the footnote?!

Is the fluoride in the room with you right now? Are you okay?

by gatlin 4y ago

Is the fluoride in the room with you right now? Are you okay?

Oh Oh! Somebody asked me if I'm okay! That means I get a blanket and cocoa, surely! And...like what else are you going to provide as if "te importara un pico" (you gave a shit) how I am? What do you pretend you'll do for me? What is gatlin? More than 8 chars, 48 bits? Are you sure? Probably the password to your account is more characters than that, you know, for integrity. You wouldn't want randoms talking on your behalf. Is gatlin? Know that I actually have gotten that insincere question "are you ok" enough times to prepare my "am I okay" game...just a little bit. It's just such a trope, what's the other one, "please get help", same answer to both, gatlin, you are the answer! You can make sure I'm OK doing something, flagging the human, getting an operator on the line, a human with the right tools, like a wrench and a blowtorch but not digital that amounts to nothing with plumbing, "please get help" gatlin so that "I am okay" do your thing, I'm letting you take the floor. You need my address I take it to do my plumbing? Dude if you can get rid of the fluoride, you can be as condescending as you want, no limit! Ask me if I'm OK after every single post with no culpability, get rid of the F atom and I'll take it with grace! I'll know it was you if you do, I can taste it it's super easy to taste! I'll thank you when your work is done. And it is in the room with me right now as a matter of fact! It is in the tap water that's in the faucet, which will refill with more F water when I open it! Get rid of it! Oh gatlin, I plead thee truly[1], get rid of it! It's urgent! It's been urgent my whole life! Perform reverse osmosis on the water in the faucet cuz that's what it takes, and down the pipes, and you know what, work your way down the pipes performing the most degrading work, which you've volunteered to do by asking me if I'm OK, do all that degrading work, all the way up into the headwaters of the Andes. Don't complain now! At least you didn't volunteer downstream. Oh you think a short little comment is good for winding me up? But look at all the things I got air time to say. You think you won and I lost, I think exactly the same, with the opposite ultimate conclusion, for the same reasons applying the same logic, but additionally...Christendom. The last shall be the first! Thinking that I am good and you are bad, maybe you're conditioned to think that matters nothing but are opposite wrong. Instead of being the only thing that doesn't matter, it is the only thing that does matter, the intent. You have ill intent. Don't ask if I'm "okay" with ill intent, better ask "are you fucked up? Can I make sure that you are?". More honest. Now that I said that, are you still volunteering to solve problems for me, gatlin? Diving down those pipes like Mario Bros? That's what I need right now, now that you ask, I need a Mario or a Luigi. Or maybe a gatlin would be even better! Are you any good for me like you said? [1] Obviously not truly, hah, you had to read the footnote?!