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You mean that Captain Crunch isn't an ancient Pharaoh?! That fucking imposter, I've been worshipping him and his corn syrup for years!!

• labster 4y ago
  It gets worse: Count Chocula is actually a commoner.
  • goldenkey 4y ago
    I knew that ever since he partnered with Hersheys. We all know real aristocrats only use Dutch cocoa.