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Wait 'til you learn that the "food pyramid" is not a literal pyramid made out of food...

• MiddleEndian 5y ago
  My day is ruined!
• goldenkey 5y ago
  You mean that Captain Crunch isn't an ancient Pharaoh?! That fucking imposter, I've been worshipping him and his corn syrup for years!!
  • labster 5y ago
    It gets worse: Count Chocula is actually a commoner.
    • goldenkey 5y ago
      I knew that ever since he partnered with Hersheys. We all know real aristocrats only use Dutch cocoa.