Right, the more I learned about computers and automation, the more I want dumber stuff. Intelligent doorlock? Alexa lights? Ring? Nooo thank you, I don't wan

Right, the more I learned about computers and automation, the more I want dumber stuff. Intelligent doorlock? Alexa lights? Ring? Nooo thank you, I don't want to be left out of my home or without light because of some internet error. I like my electronics like my dogs: dumb as a mule.