I'd use as strong photo-filters as I could get away with if I didn't think it would be depressing to see people recoiling in horror at my actual gargoyle like a

I'd use as strong photo-filters as I could get away with if I didn't think it would be depressing to see people recoiling in horror at my actual gargoyle like appearance turning up to face to face interviews like the painting from Dorian Gray's attic...