Being a patent examiner must be a real trip. You put your toothpaste on slightly different bristles of your toothbrush than yesterday? NOVEL!! You take a slig

Being a patent examiner must be a real trip. You put your toothpaste on slightly different bristles of your toothbrush than yesterday? NOVEL!! You take a slightly different route backing out of your driveway. NOVEL!! You write a cheque, and use a date that's one day later than any other date that has ever existed before? NOVEL!! You stir your coffee 4 times instead of 3 times? NOVEL!! I only wish I could experience this much novelty in my day-to-day life.