I was a frequent air traveler for around 15 years and would sometimes fantasize about an airline or subsidiary that catered only to human people with, say, 500,

I was a frequent air traveler for around 15 years and would sometimes fantasize about an airline or subsidiary that catered only to human people with, say, 500,000 miles in experience as passengers. No kids, no pets, no rookies. But I am even happier now with my unplanned alternative – no air travel at for 2+ years.