I have no idea what the hell I'm reading, but it's full of stuff like this: > And if you want to engage in some open-field swordplay and smack some defenders t

I have no idea what the hell I'm reading, but it's full of stuff like this: > And if you want to engage in some open-field swordplay and smack some defenders to the ground, you might just load the whole damn front -- b1 through b11. Catching one of those is like being hit with a big sack of nickels.