Oh, translating marketing gobbledygook sounds fun! From a recent presentation I received: "Accelerate delivery of new systems 'at the speed of need'. Paired wi

Oh, translating marketing gobbledygook sounds fun! From a recent presentation I received: "Accelerate delivery of new systems 'at the speed of need'. Paired with rapid capability acquisition approaches. Enable open architectures that promote modularity and adaptability. Pivot to better/different solutions to respond to evolving threats, new tech" Ended up as "Please note the new Speed computer. The boy has a quick path. Change open lists, remove true and true. It is best to want better than more than more than more than more than more than more" I love the repetitive loop its get stuck in. Not sure how that happened. I also think "Please note the new Speed computer" should be the marketing phrase every time someone releases a new CPU.