I'm really enjoying torturing this service with bizarre phrases.. "I have tarried too long in the garden of plenty, and now my waistcoat is too small to succes

I'm really enjoying torturing this service with bizarre phrases.. "I have tarried too long in the garden of plenty, and now my waistcoat is too small to successfully encircle my girthy frame." -> "I have often had the opportunity to spend time with time, and now there is a small hip for success."