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I took a Stripe marketing email that just landed in my inbox to test this out: "How to stay competitive by building ecosystems of connected experiences that re
by godot 4y ago
I took a Stripe marketing email that just landed in my inbox to test this out:
"How to stay competitive by building ecosystems of connected experiences that reward loyalty
The power of localized payment methods to boost global revenue growth
Whether recent crypto growth is sustainable or even warranted"
Kinda amusing how much shorter the final translation is:
"The environment that surrounds the environment?
The status of international funding development
Don't last"
- dr_orpheus 4y agoOh, translating marketing gobbledygook sounds fun! From a recent presentation I received: "Accelerate delivery of new systems 'at the speed of need'. Paired with rapid capability acquisition approaches. Enable open architectures that promote modularity and adaptability. Pivot to better/different solutions to respond to evolving threats, new tech" Ended up as "Please note the new Speed computer. The boy has a quick path. Change open lists, remove true and true. It is best to want better than more than more than more than more than more than more" I love the repetitive loop its get stuck in. Not sure how that happened. I also think "Please note the new Speed computer" should be the marketing phrase every time someone releases a new CPU.