shell: I don't give a care about anything. posix shells with `set -euf`: I give one care. perl, erlang: I care about arity. python: I give one care about dat

shell: I don't give a care about anything. posix shells with `set -euf`: I give one care. perl, erlang: I care about arity. python: I give one care about data type consistency. java: I care more about types than command line interoperability. ruby: I care about some things but not speed or memory or scalar/vector predictability. lua: I care about everything but indexing. c/c++: I care too much. go: I care about concurrency. rust: I care about making fun of Stroustrup. haskell: I care about... whatever. I'll find out some day when I feel more eager. javascript: Burn the world! Burn it to the ground! bf: I care about obfuscation. altJVM/altJS: I care about obfuscation--with data types. .NET: I care about taking a paycheck. cobol: I care about indentation even more than Python does. random DSL's: I care about doing it all over again. d: I care so much but nobody ever listens to me. PowerShell: I care about COMSPEC environments. non-POSIX shell: I care about the good old days. assembler: No you don't. HDL's: Yes you do. php: I care about pre-Rails projects. lisp: I cdar care less. regex: You'll care when I break prod in a week.