New job? Collect as many jargon words as possible, find their standard English equivalent you're accustomed to using, and place all s/text/jargon/ in a script.

New job? Collect as many jargon words as possible, find their standard English equivalent you're accustomed to using, and place all s/text/jargon/ in a script. Pass your emails thru that file before hitting SEND and... instant success! s/todo list/backlog/ s/prototype/mvp/ s/delay/priority adjustment/ ...